Am I weird??

Greetings friends. Confidentially, can I ask you.... am I weird?!? My humans think I am bonkers because I like to wash my face after I eat. A little personal hygiene is good for a guy I think. And besides, who of us males are going to attract a good looking female Golden with dog food all over our face...I ask you....how can it be weird to wash your face. I must admit that the cold white stuff on the ground is a big help in this practice, but in the summer, I just simply use the grass. However, I do draw the line at mud. No self-respecting guy would ever wash their face in mud....now THAT would be weird. My mom tried to capture my face washing procedure last night after my dinner. You will note that Mom, although she tries, needs serious photography lessons from Farley's humans. Sadly, Mom is somewhat less than pathetic........

Now mind you, I would never show any disrespect to my humans, but when it comes to my hygiene, if someone wants to complain, they can just, "talk to the paw"..........